so I might technically have a problem

[partypaprika]

I'm pretty sure that it's not a constructive use of my time to constantly create je au's involving mangas or made up bands or even disney. And yet, I seem unable to stop. What is wrong with me?

partypaprika :
so he's being spied upon
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by jin
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who's clearly a voyeur
bitofpixiedust :
ahahahaha
bitofpixiedust :
well yamapi is there too
partypaprika :
but there's limits to how creepy i want jin to be
bitofpixiedust :
ahaha
partypaprika :
well yamapi is obvs. a voyeur
partypaprika :
but jin
partypaprika :
he has this innocent side to him
partypaprika :
a vulnerable side if you will
partypaprika :
yes he's slutty
partypaprika :
yes he has lots of sex
partypaprika :
but really he's just a country boy at heart
partypaprika :
oh my god i have no idea where i'm going with this
partypaprika :
i'm going to stop talking now and finish doing work
bitofpixiedust :
LOLOL ilu
partypaprika :
because i make up stories about jin's country roots
bitofpixiedust :
yes
partypaprika :
ahahah
partypaprika :
so if he's the farm boy
partypaprika :
can yamapi be the pleasure seeking nobleman wanting to experience real life?
bitofpixiedust :
LOL YES
partypaprika :
and where do they meet?
bitofpixiedust :
when yamapi disguises himself as a commoner and runs away to the countryside
partypaprika :
oh perfect
bitofpixiedust :
to experience real life instead of the stifling court life
partypaprika :
perhaps they meet in the market
bitofpixiedust :
when yamapi screws up
partypaprika :
and yamapi takes an apple
bitofpixiedust :
YES
partypaprika :
thinking it's free
partypaprika :
and jin
bitofpixiedust :
that was EXACTLY what i was thinking
bitofpixiedust :
korette destiny
partypaprika :
covers for him
bitofpixiedust :
YES
partypaprika :
saying yamapi is his brother
partypaprika :
who's a little delusional in the head
bitofpixiedust :
and slightly crazy
bitofpixiedust :
yes
partypaprika :
and then abu, jin's pet monkey, i mean
bitofpixiedust :
and yamapi then greets the nearby horse
partypaprika :
kame, jin's pet horse
bitofpixiedust :
LOL
partypaprika :
AHHAAHAH
bitofpixiedust :
best ever
partypaprika :
ahahha
partypaprika :
i love how this just became a blatant aladdin story
bitofpixiedust :
aladdin pin style
partypaprika :
NICE
partypaprika :
with kame, the pet horse
partypaprika :
rather
partypaprika :
i can see maru or koki as the horse
partypaprika :
and maybe ryo as jafar
bitofpixiedust :
YES
bitofpixiedust :
trying to steal pi away
partypaprika :
NO WAIT
partypaprika :
KAME AS JAFAR
bitofpixiedust :
EVEN BETTER
partypaprika :
WE ARE SO BRILLIANT
partypaprika :
WHO'S THE SULTAN?
partypaprika :
WHO'S THE GENIE
bitofpixiedust :
genie would be....hmm
bitofpixiedust :
who is loud in je?
partypaprika :
ahahah what about tegoshi as the genie
partypaprika :
and then everyone would just comfort him all the time
bitofpixiedust :
LOL
partypaprika :
he would never actually grant wishes
bitofpixiedust :
perfect
bitofpixiedust :
what other characters are in aladdin?
bitofpixiedust :
jafar has a helper
partypaprika :
the sultan
partypaprika :
OH IAGO
partypaprika :
THAT IS RYO
partypaprika :
IAGO IS RYO
bitofpixiedust :
ahahahaha
bitofpixiedust :
but he begrudgingly helps pin
bitofpixiedust :
hmm sultan is bumbly
partypaprika :
junno!
bitofpixiedust :
YES
partypaprika :
AND TELLS BAD JOKES
bitofpixiedust :
i forgot all about junno. how sad.
partypaprika :
ahahahah
bitofpixiedust :
i listed kt in my head and left him out
partypaprika :
there's needs to be a prissy godmother
partypaprika :
so that i can include jun
bitofpixiedust :
LOL
partypaprika :
maybe there's a ball at the end
partypaprika :
so we have junno as sultan
partypaprika :
we need guards
partypaprika :
who are the guards
partypaprika :
and what's the final thought on the horse
bitofpixiedust :
oooh you're right
bitofpixiedust :
who did we nominate for the horse?
bitofpixiedust :
i feel koki should be a guard, since he makes ridiculously hysterical threatening faces
partypaprika :
ahahahahha
partypaprika :
ok we had nominated maru
partypaprika :
but is there someone better?
partypaprika :
say like...shige?
partypaprika :
can koki perhaps ride a similar horse who's perhaps called koyama
bitofpixiedust :
LOL YES
bitofpixiedust :
we still need a raja
partypaprika :
who protects pin
partypaprika :
i mean pi
partypaprika :
maybe massu?
bitofpixiedust :
raja is mean to ppl other than jasmine tho
bitofpixiedust :
er, pi
partypaprika :
WE NEED A CARPET
bitofpixiedust :
YES
partypaprika :
how could we forget?
bitofpixiedust :
i don't know!!
bitofpixiedust :
the carpet is of crucial importance
partypaprika :
IT IS
partypaprika :
WE NEED TO REMEDY THIS
partypaprika :
ok
partypaprika :
so we have koyama--koki's horse
partypaprika :
koki--guard
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shige--abu/horse
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junno-sultan
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tegoshi-genie
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jin-alappin
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yamapi-jasmine
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jafar--kame
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iago--ryo
bitofpixiedust :
hmmm raja and carpet
partypaprika :
we have maru, massu, and ueda who are currently unassigned
bitofpixiedust :
carpet should be massu!!! Carpet is so friendly and adorable and cuddly
partypaprika :
massu - carpet
bitofpixiedust :
and then raja
partypaprika :
what about raja and iago?
partypaprika :
love hate?
partypaprika :
i vote ueda. THAT WAY HE AND IAGO/RYO CAN HAVE A LOVE HATE RELATIONSHIP
partypaprika :
yeah!
bitofpixiedust :
it's only right, since we have koyashige in there as the horses
partypaprika :
X D
bitofpixiedust :
and pin
partypaprika :
I LOVE IT
partypaprika :
KOYASHIGE AS HORSES
bitofpixiedust :
ALAPPIN IS AWESOME

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