Sep. 27th, 2011 08:18 pm
Dear Delicious (an open letter)
Hey everyone! Long time no see! *waves* I've pretty much fallen off the lj rader the past few years, but the great Delicious "revamp" today got me a little worked up. I know that there's been quite a bit of posting of the madness, but I just couldn't stop myself, my frustration was slowly eating me up inside. So what's a girl to do? Post a (slightly ridiculous, but also sincere) open letter to delicious.
Dear Delicious,
After four years of wild and fun times, we've come to an end. I want to start off by saying that I have greatly enjoyed our times together--the good, the bad, the crazy. You're like that crazy like crazy boyfriend or girlfriend: those quirky characteristics of yours led to the best times and the greatest finds. I spent hours upon hours exploring your vast collection of amazing bookmarks, sorting through tags, catching up with my network, and marveling at just how unique you were.
But, like all crazy boyfriends or girlfriends, we've reached that point. You know, that point. That point where I realize that you have crazy eyes or a serious knife fetish. I know, I know, this is partly my fault. I should have seen the writing on the wall when AVOS bought you, but I didn't want to. I thought that your quirks were so endearing! Plus, when there were mentions of changes, I didn't really believe that anything would happen. Although if I'm being honest, the bookmarking was just too good for me to think about anything else.
Unfortunately, I can't ignore this any longer. You've turned into a completely different website than when I first met you and today was the last straw. Over the past few months, you've become a fickle and selfish companion. I kept trying to please you in hopes that our relationship would go back to the way that it was. I want to believe that you'll change, I really do. However, I'm fairly certain that if I stick around, this will end with me shedding even more tears while curled up in a corner in a fetal position.
We had a great run together, Delicious, but you're just not doing it for me anymore. The bookmarking can't save our relationship, not when you've torn it into pieces.
Hate,
Paprika
P.S. Yes, it is you, not me. And I have found someone new. Well, multiple someones: Pinboard and Diigo.
Dear Delicious,
After four years of wild and fun times, we've come to an end. I want to start off by saying that I have greatly enjoyed our times together--the good, the bad, the crazy. You're like that crazy like crazy boyfriend or girlfriend: those quirky characteristics of yours led to the best times and the greatest finds. I spent hours upon hours exploring your vast collection of amazing bookmarks, sorting through tags, catching up with my network, and marveling at just how unique you were.
But, like all crazy boyfriends or girlfriends, we've reached that point. You know, that point. That point where I realize that you have crazy eyes or a serious knife fetish. I know, I know, this is partly my fault. I should have seen the writing on the wall when AVOS bought you, but I didn't want to. I thought that your quirks were so endearing! Plus, when there were mentions of changes, I didn't really believe that anything would happen. Although if I'm being honest, the bookmarking was just too good for me to think about anything else.
Unfortunately, I can't ignore this any longer. You've turned into a completely different website than when I first met you and today was the last straw. Over the past few months, you've become a fickle and selfish companion. I kept trying to please you in hopes that our relationship would go back to the way that it was. I want to believe that you'll change, I really do. However, I'm fairly certain that if I stick around, this will end with me shedding even more tears while curled up in a corner in a fetal position.
We had a great run together, Delicious, but you're just not doing it for me anymore. The bookmarking can't save our relationship, not when you've torn it into pieces.
Hate,
Paprika
P.S. Yes, it is you, not me. And I have found someone new. Well, multiple someones: Pinboard and Diigo.