Crazy Cousins for the win!

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Today my cousin, S, and I were driving to one of her older sister's wedding events. S has two sisters, one of whom is getting married this weekend, and the other one is getting married in a month. We were talking about weddings, and I was also telling her about the Hana Kimi news. She likes jdramas, especially Hana Yori Dango, but she doesn't follow the news as much as I do. So, I was telling her how Rui (Oguri Shun) is finallyfinallyfinally going to be the lead guy in a jdrama, and we were kind of gushing over that. We then kind of drifted back to weddings, and this is what we talked about.

S: Since we have a wedding in May and June, I'll take July to give you some extra time to prepare for your August wedding.
Me: Right...
S: OH I KNOW! You should find a guy over in France!
Me: Ooohhh...hot french guys!
S: Even better: A HOT HALF FRENCH HALF JAPANESE GUY! HE WOULD BE PERFECT FOR YOU!
Me: OMG YES!! Wait! I actually met this guy last semester that I forgot to tell you about.
S: Do tell.
Me: Me and my mom went to this french crepe place last semester, and everyone who works there is french. We had this really hot waiter, and while my mom went to the bathroom, I was studying my japanese note cards for my Japanese class. The hot french waiter came up and saw me studying and asked me if I was learning Japanese. I said yes, and asked him how he knew. He said, and get this, HE SPENT THREE YEARS IN JAPAN AND SPOKE JAPANESE FLUENTLY!!
S: He's perfect. I think that you should start hanging out at the crepe place everyday.
Me: Ok. Because that's not creepy.
S: OMG EVEN BETTER! AMNESIA!
Me: Wait. Him or me?
S: You. I can hit you really hard.
Me: So I'll have amnesia...
S: Yes. I'll hit you really hard and then leave you in front of the crepe place in the morning. I should probably make sure that he's working that day.
Me: And then he'll find me and have to take care of me!
S: Exactly!
Me: And we'll have all these tender moments where he's taking care of me,
S: Tending to your concussion, bringing  you breakfast in bed
Me: And then, dum dum DUM, angst strikes
S: I'll come back three weeks later and tell them that I've been looking every where for you and I'm your family.
Me: And I'll be really excited to go, at first, and he'll be really enthusiastic too, but
S: HE'LL ACTUALLY BE EMO-ING ONCE YOU LEFT! He'll be sitting in the restaurant and there'll be a montage of all the good times you too had together!
Me: And when someone mentions my name in the restaurant
S: He'll be dropping plates all over the customers whenever anyone says your name!!! And then he'll be on a date--
Me: OMG I'VE GOT IT! BEFORE HE MET ME HE WAS THIS HUGE PLAYER!!
S: YESYESYES!!!!! BUT NOW, WHEN HE GOES TO HUG THE GIRL--
Me: Because he's trying to get over me
S: THIS MONTAGE GOES: You guys hugging, giving each other high fives, joking around, him bringing you breakfast, taking care of  you, playing scrabble--
Me: I love scrabble!
S: --the two of you laughing. So, he pushes the girl away.
Me: Meanwhile, I'm trying to be happy with my family, but the SAME MONTAGE IS GOING THROUGH MY HEAD!
S: And apparently you had a boyfriend before, so now you're going on a date with him to try to reconnect.
Me: BUT, the guy that I'm now in love with realizes that he has to find me! And he's ...RUNNING FROM WHERE HE WAS ON HIS DATE! IN FORMAL WEAR!
S: OMG YES! And he's screaming out your name!
Me: And he happens to run past me at the restaurant where I'm on my date, and I hear him calling my name.
S: AND THEN THERE'S TEARFUL REUNION BETWEEN YOU AND HALF JAPANESE HALF FRENCH BOY!
Me: YES! Wait...half japanese half french boy?
S: Yeah, we do need another name.  TEARFUL REUNION BETWEEN YOU AND JACQUES-RUI!
Me: Jacques-Rui. OMFG, you are genius.
S: I need to find Jacques-Rui right now.